Funny Pick Up Lines

The Funniest Collection of Funny Pick Up Lines Anywhere!

You look just like my mother.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Does my breath smell okay?

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

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