Corny Pick Up Lines

The Funniest Collection of Corny Pick Up Lines Anywhere!

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Got me? I'll do your body good.

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

I envy your lipstick.

I have only three months to live.

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