Funny Pick Up Lines

The Funniest Collection of Funny Pick Up Lines Anywhere!

I know somebody that thinks they might like you alot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."

"I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?"

"Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink."

"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"

So did you like our collection of pickup lines? Okay, to be fair, pick up lines rarely work! If you want to meet a girl or guy at the club, just try engaging them in conversation! These pick up lines have been used countless times to try to pick up someone, and have probably mostly failed unless that person has a really good sense of humor. Check out our other pages for more pickup lines!

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